Dear Kansas City Police Department: Well done. And thank you.
Dear Wallet: You're looking slim these days. If I haggle a lower rent, do you promise to beef up?
Dear Minivans on the I-35 Downtown Loop during the morning rush hour: Go away. Just... GO. AWAY.
Dear Self: You're really too old to be going to bed at 11:30. I promise Facebook will still be there in the morning.
Dear Butt, Hips and Waist: Congrats on going down one pants size!
Dear Blog: Let's hang out more.