Tuesday, May 11, 2010

My week in letters

Dear Kansas City Police Department: Well done. And thank you.

Dear Wallet: You're looking slim these days. If I haggle a lower rent, do you promise to beef up?

Dear Minivans on the I-35 Downtown Loop during the morning rush hour: Go away. Just... GO. AWAY.

Dear Self: You're really too old to be going to bed at 11:30. I promise Facebook will still be there in the morning.

Dear Butt, Hips and Waist: Congrats on going down one pants size!

Dear Blog: Let's hang out more.


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